About me!

Hello! If you're looking at this page then I guess you're moderately interested in knowing a little bit more about the man behind the art. I'm 27 years old and I was born and raised in good ol' blighty (England.) After over seven years working professionally in the games industry as a 3D graphic artist, I've decided to stand up on my own two slightly deformed feet (tight shoes) and give it a go in the world of freelance art.

I have 11 children and 2 pet dogs, the dogs are twins and very cute - although Bobby-Joe, one of the twins, had his ear bitten by my pet rattle snake and so had to have it amputated. At least I can tell them apart more easily, and so can the kids. My pet snake, Gerard, is kept in a cage next to the microwave oven in my kitchen, he likes to watch the TV dinners spin and explode. Apart from that I like to sing in private, play my guitar badly, play golf badly, remember how good I was at football and contemplate my current life as a hermit. As you can tell I'm not a very interesting individual. But I do cook a decent lemon meringue, if I'm using free range eggs.

P.S If you want the recipe please feel free to e-mail me